UPDATE 2: We have no crime in our city. Store owners are allowed to shoot to kill shoplifters. Homeowners are allowed to shoot to kill anyone who steps foot on their property uninvited. Nonrefugee illegal immigrants are deported immediately. Our city enforces an open carry law. Schools are not allowed to teach children any sexual stuff at all without parents’ explicit consent. No sex education is allowed before the 7th grade. Schools are not allowed to teach gender identity insanity. No one is allowed to chemically or mechanically remove a child’s sex organs. We may provide more information about our city in the future.